![]() You think Eli Manning can possibly hit Usain Bolt in stride? Even if he gave it all he’s got from the moment he caught the snap, Bolt would be running back for that wobbly duck throw. ![]() I say Packer because I think Aaron Rodgers is the only QB who won’t underthrow him. But Usain Bolt as a Packer is pretty fun to picture too. We often imagine Lebron’s career as a receiver in the NFL. The only thing that will prevent him from scoring on every single play is whether he can catch wide-open passes. There isn’t a single safety in the league who can backpedal fast enough to keep a hand on this guy. ![]() Somebody hand this guy a helmet and some receiver gloves, line him up as a wideout, and give him the old Forrest Gump “RUN” direction. Wrong sport, old sport! You’re 6’5” and faster than anybody, ever. Hey Usain, I think I speak for sports fans everywhere when I say… you’re barking up the wrong tree. After the trial in Dortmund, the club’s head coach said the sprinter had more work to do. Since retiring from track last year, he has tried out with several European soccer clubs, including Borussia Dortmund in Germany and Stromsgodset in Norway. “Everyone feels like I’m just kidding around, just joking, but I’m serious.” “For me, it’s a big deal,” he told the Herald Sun in April. Nevertheless, many Australian fans of the game greeted news of Bolt’s turn to soccer with skepticism, labeling it a “disaster,” “ridiculous” and “just farcical.”
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